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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zindagi tujh bin ulfat se lagti hai..Ek pal ki judaai muddat se lagti hai Pahle nahin ab sochate hain hum har lamha tari zarurat se lagti hai..Koon kehta hai sawarne ke liye hota hai Anine sif bikharne ke liye hote hai ..Kyun mud kar deekhta hai num aankhoo se mujhe..Raaste kewal guzarne ke liye hota hai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yuhi aankhon se aansoon behte nahin,kisi or ko hum apna kehte nahin,ek aap hi to ho jo zindagi mein ruk se gaye,varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kehte nahi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yadoon Mein Hamari Wo Bhi Khoye Hoge ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chand Taroo Ka Noor Tujh Par Barsy Har Koi Teri Chahat Ko Tarsy Aaye Teri Zindagi Me Itni Khoshi K To Ek Gham Pany Ko Tarsy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Aansoo May Na Dhoondna Humey, Dil May Hum Bas Jaayenge, Tamanna Ho Agar Milne Ki, To Band Aankhon May Nazar Aayenge. Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzer Jaayenga, Chund Lamhoo May Daaman Choot Jaayega, Aaj Waqt Hai Do Baatein Kar Lo Humse, Kal Kya Pata Kon Apke Zindagi May Aa Jayega. Paas Aakar Sabhi Door Chale Jaate Hai, Hum Akele The Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hai, Dil Ka Dard Kisse Dikhaaye, Marham Lagane Wale Hi Zakhm De Jaate Hai, Waqt To Humey Bhula Chuka Hai, Muqaddar Bhi Na Bhula De, Dosti Dil Se hum Isiliye Nahin Karte, Kyunke Darte Hai,Koi Phir Se Na Rula De, Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge, Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge, Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna, Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge. Khushbo Ki Tarah Aapke Paas Bikhar Jayenge, Sukon Ban kar Dil Me Utar jayein ge ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ KHUDA Se Yeh Dua Har Baar Mangta Hoo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ us ko chaha bhi to iqrar karna na aya ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dil k zakhm zuban par Laya nahi Karte ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Benaam Sa Ye Dard, Thehar Kyon Nahi Jata Sab Kuch To Hai, Kya Dhundti Rehti Hai Nigaahein Woh Ek Hi Chera To, Nahi Sare Jahan Mein Main Apni Hi Uljhi Hui, Raho Ka Tamasha Woh Naam Jo Na Jane Kab Se, Na Chehra Na Badan Hai ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New Updated SMSes now SMS of the month :- Proud father: My son's got a fine head on his shoulders! Other father: My son's got a good head too. In fact, it's hardly been used! Ria: I want 2 know dis dress material. Cost? Salesboy: 1 kiss per metre. Ria: Give 10mtrs. Salesboy(giving it 2 her): Payment? R: Granpa will pay Dream a dream 2nite U sleep, Smile a smile 2moro U keep. May all ur wishes and dreams come true coz I couldn't find a friend better than U :-) Dosti gunah hai to hone na dena, Dosti khuda hai to khone na dena, Karte ho dosti jab kissi se to Kabhi us dost ko khone na dena!!! Agar kal hum na bhi rahen.. humari yaadein sada rahengi sirf nazar uthake dekhna chand ko.. humari dosti ki tasveer wahan bani rahegi. Hum hawa ke jhonke hain,guzar jayenge,khamoshi se tumhare dil main uttar jayenge.paake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas dost tumse bichad kar hum mar jayenge Dosti to sirf itefaq hai,ye to do dilo ki mulakat hai, dosti nahi dekti din hai ki rat hai, ismein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai, Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange, afatb tujse nur udhar mange, rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki log mujse teri dosti udhar mange Tej dhadkanon ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyar ki khabar nahi hoti... Kya mehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard, dil ke tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahi hoti !!! Pyar ki bhi ek had hoti hai,desh ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,aur kitna intjar karu tere sms ka,are yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek had hoti hai. dil ki galiyon mein koi gam naho, hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho, bas yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho, kya pata hum "kal ho na ho " (Abhishek) My wealth is my frns around me.but ur the one always there for me So that i can show how rich I m. Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte hian.. A special smile A special face A special someone I cant replace A special hug from me 2 u 4 the frndship,, I ve found in u Khuda ne agar ye rishta banaya na hota ..ek dost ko duje se milaya na hota..Zindagi ho jati bejaan agar maine tere jaisa dost paya na hota.. Life ends wen u stop dremaing..luv ends wen u stop believing.Hope ends wen u stop caring.. and I miss u wen u stop Messging.. People live People Die People Laugh People cry. Some give up Some will try Some say Hi Some say bye. Others may forgot U but! how can I.. Barish ke mausam main na sur hia na taal hai.. Baharon main bhi patjhad sa hall hia..aap batao aapki SMS factory main kya aajkal hadtal hia.. Ans :- yaha par hia badi thand..khani padegi humain khand..humko laggaya 300Rs ka dand.Aur msg factory ki hadtaal khatam I would like to formally announce dat I m already accepting X-mas gifts in Cash Cheque Choclates. Clothes. Flowers.. Avoid d holiday rush, and last minute dissapointment Send now Thnx U Monsoon Rain or summer heat..ur frndship is why i breathe..tell me dear wht is sweet..is that u or ur heart that breath (Contributed by Manju Dhaiya) Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, khake paan paro boli,"shukriya Bhaijan" Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime! WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever Koi shak nahi tuse sohne ho..Na tuhada koi sani hai..Kun tusi nahi smajde tusi sade dil jani ho.. Whenever u r alone & u want someone ur side, whenever u feel lonel. Do i come 2 ur mind? if u ask the reason why I luv u as i do, u will get the same reply.Its bcoz u r u. Tu farji pyar di moorat si jo Julma de vich badal gayi.Saadijaan tike di yari je.Muhon uff vi nikal gayi. Abhi apne vaade nahi bhuleya tu apne koloon bhulaye ne. D daylight faded in2 darkness & still he sat, waitin patiently 4 her 2 wake up.She was a tiny thing , D smallest spark of life. He marveled 8 d testure of her skin,D absence of flaws She've been moulded by sum gr8 artist whose reflection and skill had created a masterpiece...That,s u ( phew long enough guys but to make ur..one happy u have to do sumthing) A frnd is sweet when he/she is new.and sweeter when true..But u know it is sweetest when it is u. Jo humse milte hian hum unse dil se milte hai , Varna hum wo shaks hai .. jo khawabon main bhi badi mushkil se milte hian. Khuda se maine ek dua mangi. Dua main maine apni maut mangi.Khuda ne kaha maut to tu tujhe de doon.Magar uska kya Jisne dua main teri lambi umar mangi. Love is not a game to play.Love is not a word to say . Love does not start in March and end in may.Love means Yesterday ,Tommorow and today. Jo apna tha .Jo sapna tha kun aas tod ke chala gaya.Jis ke damm se ye sanse thee.Kun sath chod ke chala gaya. Sheeshe tute taan tarh tarh hove..te pathar tute aag lave.tare tutte ambran de hik to.ik jakham jeha kar jave..Ek chandra dil jadon vi tuteya awaj na aave. Kayee din ho gaye ohde hoye na deedar ve..Jaan naalon wadh jinhu karaan main pyar ve..Mera meet naal kara de mel ve.na duhkan vich jind rol ve. Keep me as frnd nd I will keep u in my heart and lock it up.I,ll throw away the key So that no body can take u away 4rm me. Prayer is a free outgoing call to heaven.No battery problem. No charging,No network Problem.No cash card to use.Always a good signal and all messages sent.make prayer a habit. Vaise taan suneya main teri pahunch Khuda tak hai.Par je mushkil pe jave bande nu parakh lavin..Eh jaan gariban di jad marji varat lavin. Har raat neend uda rakhi hai.Hawa se shart laga rakhi hai.janee kis gali se niklo tum.nazarein bicha rakhi hai. Har raat neend uda rakhi hai. Mobile batery se shart laga rakhi hai.janee kab aa jaye tumhari SMS us intezaar main .nazarein bicha rakhi hai. ( www.yummytones.com) My wish 4 u, A gr8 start for Monday, No obstacles 4 tues., no stress, 4 wed, no worry, for thurs, smile 4 friday.enjoyment 4 saturday.Meet me on SUnday. Ja patna te tenu patna nahi taan mitran ne ,rehna hai kuware. Dictionary is the only place where success comes before marriage nd divorce b4 marriage.But the best thing is that -frnds come before relatives. Baagan vich mor hove .bagaan vich mor hove..tere peeche kun ruliye je tere jeha koi hor hove. Banh fad ke rok lende je chalda koi jor hunda.tere peeche hi kun rulde je tere jeha koi hor hunda. Love is like a bird.If u hold it tightly .It dies .If u hold it sightly..It flies.Plz take care of it..Dont luv 1 dont luv 2 .luv the 1 who luves u Love is like a bird.If u hold it tightly .It dies .If u hold it sightly..It flies.Plz take care of it..Dont luv 1 dont luv 2 .Luv only me bcoz I luv u. Zindagi ki gumnaam rah par koi manjil nazar nahi ati, Subah hoti hia sham gujar jati hai.Magar teri yaad nahi jaati hai. Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phol murjha jayenge.bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad aa jayenge ehsaas hoga tumhe meri mohaabat ka jab hum bahut dur chale jayenge. Aaj mera bahut man hai ki..main tumhe sabke saamne kabhi mauka dekh ke k ki kis kiss kissa sunaoon Ramayan ka..(Contributed by Aditi) Kal......Kal.......Kal.........Kal........kal............Kal............Kal (weekday) hai. Kashti har tufan se gujar sakti hai..Bujhi hui shama bhi jal sakti hai..haunla mat har himmat rakh kismat kabhi bhi badal sakti hai. Mobile Number.(Receiver) Last bill Rs. 2991/- Paid :- Rs. 800/- Balance Pending :- Rs. 2191/- Amount to be paid now ;- Rs. 2191/- with late fee of Rs.200/- Total amount to be deposited as final Bill Rs. 2391/- ......Now take at a look at your face....in mirror.. nice prank :)) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai..Gum ke sagar main is kadr si kho gayi hai..tum kar do k SMS ye khwahish hai meri..Tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.. Pyar karo par dokha mat dena...kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena...dil se kose koi tumhe jindagi bhar..aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena.. Nazron se nazron ka takrar hota hai..Har mod pe kisi ka intezar hota hai dil rota hai zakham hansta hai shayad yehi pyar hota hai.. Bite the neck gently, chew the breast softly, spread the legs slowly & suck the juice excitingly. That is the way u should eat "Tandoori Chicken" advice 2 men for diwali:play it safe this diwali dont screw around with a bomb....no matter how good she looks cookie master said: sometimes me think what is friend... and then i came to know that a friend is what chocolate cookie is for A special smile,a special face.A special some1 i cant replace.A special hug from ME 2 U,a special friendship i have found in you.... im a cop and ur under arrest 4 being wat u r, its illegal 2 b so nice, always making me happy, i hereby sentence u 2 a lifetime imprisonment as my friend Friendship is a promise made in d heart... silent.... Unwritten....Unbreakable by distance.... unchangeable by time hope r friendship is 4 ever JAAN-always on line ZINDAGI-2 be live, DIL-is 2 be given PYAR-is 2 be shared GHAM-is 2 fight, KHUSHI-is 2 be achieved DUSHMANI- is 2 be 4goten "DOSTI" 4ever God saw you hungry so he created rice. He saw you lonely so he created me. He saw you without light so he created sunshine! GoOd MornIng Juz 4 you! Whenever we give help to others, we should not remember it; whenever we receive help from others, we should never forget it. Sumtimes I SMS U,Sumtimes I don’t.Sumtimes I reply,Sumtimes I wouldn’t.But no matter how many times tat SOMETIMES is,U’ll be my friend not 4 sumtimes but ALWAYS I trust you a lot because you are my friend but why you talk behind my back? Why don’t you tell me frankly? Why must you tell everybody I’m... very pretty! Why ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA B- BADA H- HANDSOM A- AUR I- INTELLIGENT Y- YAAR A- APNA Galib ek din bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar susu karte pakda gaya Bola tere pyar mein yu dukhi hoon ki aansu bhi nikalte hein raste badal badal ke !!! Good Person? That's U! Good Friend? It's U again! Good Taste? That's U! Good Will? That's also U! Good looking? Ahh... That's 2 much 4 U! Now That's ME. DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE, PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE, PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE, ANKH LADAO SALI SE, LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE, AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE. The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing. 2 cups of caring. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever. BehiNd yoUr SmiLe, i kNow There aRe soRRows. BeHinD yoUr LauGhterS, i knOw thErE are Tears. BuT I wAnt yoU To kn0w thaT, BehInD yoU is me wHo always CARE 4 u. jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko , jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega Hum ne tho duniya dekhi hai hosh mein aane ke baad,Dost dushman bangaya matlab nikal aane ke baad dosti ke na jane kya dastur hote hain jinhe hum chate hain wo hi hum se dur hote hai. u hi tanhaiyoo mein hum dil ko saza dete hai naam tera likhte hai aur likh kar mita dete hai umed aasi hojo jeene par majboor kar de,raah aasi hojo chalne par majboor karde, mahek kam naho kabhi apni dosti,dosti aasi hojo milne par majboor karde. just do me a favour - put your right hand on your left shoulder and your left hand on ur right shoulder..i just mailed u a hug! I wish I was the Glass from which you drink your pepsi,then Iknow at every sip you will give a kiss to me always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending Zakhm kuch aaise diyey hum ko ke phulo per soya n gaya, Jisma jal kar khak ho gaya aur aakhon se roya na gaya Mast Hawa Jab Chalti Hai tou Pate Jhool Jatey hain...naye yaar jab milte hain tou purane bhool jate hain mat karo waah waah shaayar ka dard nahi samaj sakte, humsafar hi ban kar dekh lo agar humdard nahi ban sakte. Koi Aaasaa'n Nahi Aabaad Karna Ghar Mohabbat Ka, Yeh Unka Kaam Hai Jo Zindagi Barbaad Kartay Hai Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho Har khushi routh jayegi Jab akele tum baithoge Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi Chaman me bahar rahe to phool khilthe rahenge Zindagi bakhi rahe to hum milte rahenge Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai Hum Jaise Barbaad Dilo Ka Jeena Kya Aur Marna Kya Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hai Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaayenge ek vo hai jo vaade pe vaade tode jaa rahe hai, ek hum hai jo vaade pe vaade nibhai jaa rahi hai, ruthana to hume chaiye lakin ruth ke to vo jaa rahe hai Chaho to dil se humko mita dena, chaho to humko bhula dena,par yeh wada karo ki aye jo kabhi yaad hamari,Rona mat Sirf Muskura Dena tera gam mujhe isliye gavara hai ke zindagi jeene ka yahi to ek sahara hai those innocent eyes.. that kissable lip.. a great smile.. the perfect walk.. smoothest talk.. absolutely great thats enough about me-how r u? it""s so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99 cute, 98 sweet, 95 loving, 90 talented & 100 down 2 earth. that""s me! what a waste if u lose me..bett r keep in touch! when life gives u a thousand reasons 2 cry, show that u hav a millio} reasons 2 smile. keep smilin"" n enjoy life its the b st we can do. have a nice day..:-> h if 100 ppl luv u, then 1 of them is me. if 10 ppl luv u, then 1 of them is me. if 5 ppl luv u then 1 of th m is me. if 2 ppl luv u then 1 of them is me. may god grant a sunbeam 2 warm u,a moonbeam 2 charm u,an angel so nothing can harm u,laughter 2 cheer u,and whenever u pray,heaven 2 hear u !best wishes When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! LOVE IS LIKE A WAR,IT IS EASY TO START,BUT DIFFICULT TO STOP(END). This message is 4rm sum1u often dont c..u cant hear the wished..u cant c the smiles.but u can sense the care that truly come 4rm the heart..( Sumit Bakshi and Abhishek Bali www.playmobile.tk ) Shores Never meet but share the same ocean..mon n stars can never be one but r in the same sky Some frenz never meet but never stop being frenz..(Contributed by Aditi frm Delhi ) Friends are those WHO care without Hesistations..WHO Remeber without limitations..WHO give without expectations and WHO loves without COMMUNICATION (Contibuted by Aditya Dhumal 4rm Pune) 3 glances =1 smile..3 smiles=1 meeting, 3 meetings=1 kiss..3 kissez= 1proposal..3 proposals=Marriage and that 1 marriage = 3 words ISKI TO GAI (Contributed by SUMIT BAKSHI frm Yamunanagar) I m not wealthy but I have rich heart,Im not the best but I try my best,I may not b right in everything but i m sure i wasn,t wrong 2 choose you as my lovely friend.(Contributed by SUMIT BAKSHI) Agar koi apko raat ki tanhai main tang kare ..apko karwate badalne pe majboor kare.. chupke se kaan main kuch kahe aur garden choom le to vo koi aur nahi MACHAAR HAI.(Contributed by SUMIT BAKSHI). Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya,, hum umar bhar gam ke sahare jee lenge. Kya hua jo hamari Grl frend nahi hum aapki Grl frnd ke sahare jee lenge.. Beauty is not measured by ur clothes ormakeup.....but by your inner self So today change ur damn....... inner garments. humne tumhari mohabbat ka izhar yun kiya ,humne tumhare mohabbat ka izhar yun kiya,ke dil se tumhara naam pattharon par lekh diya khuda ne tumhe jab banaya hoga ek suroor sa unpe chaya hoga pehle socha ke jannat mein rakh loon phir zoo ka khayal aaya hoga. ahhat koi aye to lagta hia ki tum ho, hava koi lehrae to lagta hia tum ho ab tum hi batao ki tum kisi bhoot se tum ho Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge , par kambhakat sadak hi seedhi nikli andhe ke hath main torch, bahre ke hath main phone, gugnge ke hath main mike or tere hath main mobile Badiya hiaiiiiiiiiii. ek mandir main boori neeyat wale gayab ho jate thay, salmaan gaya salmaan gayab , hritik gaya hritik gayab , abhishek gaya abhishek gayab , Bipasha gayi bhagwan gayab: Jab bhagwan ne nigro banaya, to dekhkar kaha , Oh shit , Jada sek lag gaya. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the Love & Life are just like river. and u've to flow gives you a support it,s easy to row ur boat ahhat koi aye to lagta hia ki tum ho, hava koi lehrae to lagta hia tum ho ab tum hi batao ki tum kisi bhoot se tum ho Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge ,par kambhakat sadak hi seedhi nikli. andhe ke hath main torch, bahre ke hath main phone, gugnge ke hath main ek mandir main boori neeyat wale gayab ho jate thay, salmaan gaya salmaan gayab , hritik Jab bhagwan ne nigro banaya, to dekhkar kaha , Oh shit , Jada sek lag gaya. When u find luv treasure it take care of it B true 2 it make gud use of it b coz luv comes unseen u can only c it whenit's gone. Falling in love is a sweetambition, Finding love is a life time mission, Take my words fllow Indian Tradition and marry ur dad's ugly deceion. Deep friendship... is like a rainbow, when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed. the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!! Kabhi badli hui takdir najar ati hia, yado ki bas ek janjir najar ati hia , pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hia, Kash dil ki awaj main itna asar ho jae , ki hum aapko yaad karen aur aapko khabar ho jaye, aur kuch hi na ho par isse mere SMS ka kharcha to bach jae :d Unko Chaha Bhi To Izhar na Karna Aaya... Kat Gaye Umar Hamein Pyar Na Karna Aaya.... Unho Ne Manghi Bhi To Manghi Judai... Aur Hum Tha ke Humein Inkar Na Karna Aaya faraz aab koi souda koi zunun bhi nahain, magar karar see din kat rahhe hon un bhi nahin, labbo zehen be milla gufta-go ka fun bhi milla, magar jo dil pe guzarti hai , keh sakoon bhi nahin Cheej bewafai se badkar kya hogi,, gume halat judai se badkar kya hogi , jise deni ho saja 3 saal ke liye reliance mobile se badkar kya hogi, raat hui jab shaam ke badd, teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh reh kar bhi dekha teri awaj ayi har sans ke baad. Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega jab bhi khuda se koi sugat mangenge har janam mian khuda se tera sath mangenge , lage na hamare sath ko kisi ki nazar yehi dua din rat khuda se mangenge. Mat poocho tum ki kitna tum pe marte hain, itna jaan lo tum ki khuda ko chod ke ab hum tumhara sajda karte hian Khwab tere yeh batane aye fir dosti ke din aye , mujhse milne to aye par kar ke kitne bahane aye. Voh dil hi kya jo tere se milne ki dua na kare, main tujhse bichad kar zinda rahoon yeh khuda na kare. Suna hai pyar unko dua deta hai jo chot bhi khaye par kisi se gilana kare Sabne kaha Dosti ek dard hai, humne kha kabool hai, Sabne kaha is dard ke sath jee nahin sakoge humne kaha teri dosti main humain marna bhi kabool hai. A special friend is hard to find they are rate and one of kind I dont care If i have few At least I have the best that includes u . Every moment of the day, remains thinking me about you, God bless our friendship, Which is exactly true or friendship is like a prayer, It comes true, when you are there. If you want to be happy for a day get a date, happy for a month get married but if u want to be happy forever get a friend like me. You are not only friend but my life, I wish our friendship bloom on this day to the extent that no-one in this worldhas experienced so far. Aankho ki saza tab tak hai jab tak didar no ho, dil ki saza tab tak hai jab tak yaar na ho!! yeh zindagi bhi ek saza hai jab tak aap ka saath na ho...!!!! Dosti hoti hai dil or jaan lutane ke liye, hum apni hasti mitade tumhe pane ke liye, milane ki tumhe fursat nahi, hum offline message (for yahoo messengers) and SMS (for mobile users) karte rahe apni yaad dilane ke liye. Woh ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, dur itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahin, likhe diya naam to phir mitaya na gaya Pyar me aankhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hota hai aapke dil mein kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angreji sharab chakhne laga, Baap ne kabhi PAGER nahi dekha, aur beta MOBILE rakhne laga!!! The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy so go ahead and enjoy your drink! masti me jine do, 2 peg pine do, jio aur jine do Train ke toilet main Sardarji ki nazar samne padi, likha tha,"Upar mat dekhna". Sardar se raha nahi gaya. Upar dekha to likha tha-"Manega thodi sala" Machhar ne jo kata, Dil mein mere junoon tha, Khujli itni hui, Dil Besukoon tha, Pakda, par chod diya, Yeh soch kar, Saale ke ragon mein apna hi khoon tha. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
KHUDA SaY Tho0ra RaHam KhaReed LaitaY Aap Kay ZakhMo0 Ka MArham Khareed LaiTay Agar Kahi Bikhti Kushiyaan Meri tU Sari Bech Kar Apka haR Ghum KhaReed LAiTay
iS Qadar hUmari Chahhat Ka Imtehan Na LiJiye kyUn hO hUmSay KhaFaa Bayaan tO KiJiyE KAr DeJiye MAf Agar hOgaye hUmSay Khataa Yu YAad Na KArke Saza Na DiJiye
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai ! ha ha ha ha!!!!
Her Ik Roop Mein Khoob Sajne Lage Ho Baharon Ki Rut Mein Nikharne Lage Ho Irada Na Karna Bicharne Ka Ab Tum Ke Ab Apne Apne Se Lagne Lage Ho Wafaon Ka Iqraar Kar Hi Liya To Zamane Se Kyun Darne Lage Ho Raah-e- Ishq Mein Aati HaiN MushkileIn Abhi Se Magar Tum To Thakne Lage Ho
ab tu koch apne tabeyat be joda lagte hay. sans leta hon tu zakhmon ko hawa lagte hay.khabe raazi tu khabe muj se khafa lagte hai.zendage tu he bata tu mere kya lagte hay
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"
SHARAB BANI TO MEKHANE BANNAY, HUSUN BANA TO DEWANE BANNAY, KUCH TO HAI APP MEIN BHI BATT , TABI- TO HUM JESY BE DEEWANE BANAY
hum dekh chuke hein is be-dard zamane ki yari,sab hi dost bichar gaye apni apni baari,aansuoon ke siwa mere daman me kuch bhi nahi,ab jalta hi rahoon ga yun hi zindagi saari.
bhuul shaayad bahut badii kar lii dil ne duniyaa se dostii kar lii tum muhabbat ko khel kehte ho ham ne barbaad zindagii kar lii us ne dekhaa badii inaayat se aankhon aankhon mein baat bhii kar lii aashiqii mein bahut zaruurii hai bevafaa_ii kabhi kabhii kar lii ham naheen jaante chiraagon ne kyon andheron se dostii kar lii dhadkanein dafn ho ga_ii hongii dil mein diivaar kyon khadii kar lii
her dharaktay dil kay pichay zaroor koi baat hoti hai - her udas dil kay pichay kisi key yaad hoti ha tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari khushi kay pichay hamari dua hoti hai
Khuli Aankhoon Se Kabhi Wo Bhi Soye Hoge
Mana Hasna Hai Ada Ghum Chupane Ki
Per Haste Haste Kabhi Wo Bhi Roye Hoge
Guzare Huye Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai, Kuch Lamho Se Aakhen Bhar Aati Hai, Woh Rangeen Shaam Nirali Doob Jati Hai Jab Aap Jaise Dost Ki Yaad Aati Hai...... Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui, To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana, Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko, Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana
kabhi khamosh betho gay kabhi kuch gungunao gay main itna yaad aaon ga mujhey jitna bhulao gay koi jab pooch bethay ga khamoshi ka sabab tum say bohat samjhana chaho gay magar samjha na pao gay kabhi duniya mukamal ban kay aae gi nighahon main kabhi meri kami duniya ki har ek sha main pao gay
Be Chain Is K DiL Ka Qarar Mangta Hoo
Aik Tum K Hansi Ko Fazool Mei Kharach Kertey Hoo
Aik Mei K Muskurahat Bhi Udhaar Mangta Hoo
kut gai umar humain pyar karna na aya
us main mangi bhi to humsai judai mangi
or hum thai humain inkar karna na aya
Hum Apni Aankhoon se ansoo bahaya nahin karte
Zakhm dil kay kitnay hi gehre kion na hoon
Hum Apne Hontoon se muskurahat hataya nahi karte
Jo Beet Gaya Hai, Woh Guzar Kyon Nahi Jata
Kya Baat Hai, Mai Waqt Pe Ghar Kyon Nahi Jata
Jo Door Hai Woh Dil Se Utar Kyon Nahi Jata
Jate Hain Jidhar Sab, Main Udhar Kyon Nahi Jata
Woh Khawaab Agar Hai To Bikhar Kyo Nahi Jata
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TUM MUJH SE BICHARR JAOO AISSA KABHEE NA HU,,,,TUMHAY DAIKHNNAY KO TARSOON AISSA KABHEE NA HU,,,,MAIN POOCH POOCH HAROON SOW SOW SAWAL KAR K,,,,TUM KUCH JAWAB NA DO AISA KABHEE NA HU,,,,KUCH MAIN BHEE JUNONI HOON,,,,YAH JUNOON THAM NA JAI AIISSA KABHEE NA HU ( contribued by AMAL SIDDIQUE )
replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
car is new or the wife is.......
of life.
mike or tere hath main mobile Badiya hiaiiiiiiiiii.
gaya hritik gayab , abhishek gaya abhishek gayab , Bipasha gayi bhagwan gayab:
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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Fun SMS Messages [ Part2 ]
Fun SMS Messages [ Part 4 ] Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
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Quotations
LIVE FO TODAY V MIGHT NOT BE HERE TOMORROW
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Friendship comes with loving and caring. Friendship comes with laughter and tears. Friendship comes with fight and misunderstanding. All these combination combine together is called "true friend
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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Classic Quotes A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. -------------------- A faith is a necessity to a man. Woe to him who believes in nothing. -------------------- A library implies an act of faith. -------------------- A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor. -------------------- A saint addicted to excessive self-abnegation is a dangerous associate; he may infect you with poverty, and a stiffening of those joints which are needed for advancement - in a word, with more renunciation than you care for - and so you flee the contagion. -------------------- Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. --------------------
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GOOD TIMES/BAD TIMES Many broken pieces Shattered, now apart What can I do to mend it? To mend by broken heart? I walk along the beach Leaving footprints cold and bare How can I enjoy the sunset, When there's no one here to share? There used to be a pair, Of footprints next to mine. But they washed away with waves And the shifting sands of time. All I can do now, Is remember how things were. The good times, not the bad times, Which caused my heart to stir. To live to die, What does it matter? While I am in this state. I didn't know how much I loved, Until it was too late.....
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Every Breath That You Take Is Another Step Towards Your Death
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I asked God for a flower, He gave me garden, I asked God for a tree, He gave me forest, I asked God for a ANGEL he gave me YOU
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Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I--------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S--------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I--------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL
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Let the stars light your path and the moon be your guide
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it must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasnt rain it was the sky who was crying because it lost his most wonderful star that was u
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Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow
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The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration
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PLZZ READ THIS
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LOVE IS LIFE
people think that love is lika a life
but love is not a life love is only a part of life
we can do many thing for love
we sacrifice our life for love
but some times we cant get our love
so love those who love u
not those from u love
because love is a thing which can directly connected to the hearts
if u love some because u think he or she is gr8
then its not love its infatuation
so love those woh never break ur heart
not those who can use u n through u
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last night thinking of u:1tear rolledout of my eyes i ask y u r out? tear said there is some one so beautiful in ur eyes and there only he can live! & it was U !
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Do not settle for the one you can live
with , wait for the one you can never
live without
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funny sayings
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
"If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?"
A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
"My girlfriend said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Dear, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered...where the hell's my ceiling!
K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?
Confucius say: to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
"Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot."
"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try'."
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research."
You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
Confucius say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
Luck is my middle name! Unfortunately, my first name is bad.
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Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya :D
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I am a Killer I Kill People For Money , coz u r my friend i will kill u for nothing :)
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B.I.T.C.H >> {B eautiful ,I ntelligent ,T alented ,C ute ,H onest }
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Sitting Up And Sitting Down , Kissing Is A Common Noun , All The Words With Proper Tense , Choose The Girl With Common Sense
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GIRL: ouch its 2 tight,BOY: dont worry love,we will do it slowly.GIRL: push it in BOY: aah..... i can't GIRL : it's painful BOY: ok forget it ,lets get a new wedding ring
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Two sailors were having a talk during their spare time.
First Sailor : Why did you join the Navy?
Second Sailor: I don`t have a wife and I love war. So I signed up. What about you? Why did you join?
First Sailor: Oh, I have a wife but I love peace. So I joined
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Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." "But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
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Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else
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Three scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and an Indian.They boast their country's science achievements. The Russian says: We were the 1st ones in space, the American says, we were the 1st to goto moon, The Indian thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun! Both the american and russian start laughing, and say to the indian, you stupid the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun. The Indian scientist remains cool and calm, and says: You are stupid. We will go there at night!!!!
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Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up
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IF U R FREE & WANA WASTE UR TIME READ THIS :))
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main kal ja raha tha.
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Halwa bhi hota hai
Halwa to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai
bander to bander hota hai
padhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain
jo padh kar apna time waste karte hain..
well..
khuda nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to bhaija..aisa bhaija
kay bhaijay main bhaija hi nahi bhaija..
ye mujhe Meri "os" Nay bhaija.. isliye maine aap sab bhaija
HAVE FUN
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